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Title details for Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers' Institute - Available

Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader

by Bathroom Readers' Institute
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Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers' Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn't help ourselves). That's page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles—such as. "It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!" So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you'll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at...
- Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case.
- Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
- Flubbed headlines: "British Left Waffles On House Floor"
- Quirky stars: Billy Idol's concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in his dressing room.
- Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a "VIP," be on the lookout for a "Very Intoxicated Patient."
- And more!

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Publisher: Portable Press

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  • ISBN: 9781607109297
  • Release date: October 21, 2013

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  • ISBN: 9781607109297
  • File size: 1572 KB
  • Release date: October 21, 2013

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subjects

Reference Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)

Languages

English

Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers' Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn't help ourselves). That's page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles—such as. "It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!" So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you'll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at...
- Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case.
- Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
- Flubbed headlines: "British Left Waffles On House Floor"
- Quirky stars: Billy Idol's concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in his dressing room.
- Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a "VIP," be on the lookout for a "Very Intoxicated Patient."
- And more!

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Reference Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)
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